Don't, mom

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Don’t put a pea between my two beds mom, I can totally feel it and it’s totally not cool

#she lives in the lap of luxury #peke #pekingese #dog #puppy #sleepy baby
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DON’T tell me this looks uncomfortable mom, I WILL RUN MY OWN LIFE

#peke #pekingese #dog #puppy #annoying ass bitch #so demanding
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bringusadream replied to your photo: Don’t put me in the fucking background mom, RUDE

Your dog is beautiful, I can’t.

sophie says thank you and also to tell her something she doesn’t know

#bringusadream #if she was a real person she would be INSUFFERABLY vain #it doesn't help that whenever she does something good I say OMG SMART /AND/ BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
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Don’t stop petting me to take a fucking picture mom, srsly you’re the worst

#dog #puppy #peke #pekingese #I am blinded by the flash rn omg
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Don’t put me in the fucking background mom, RUDE

#peke #pekingese #dog #puppy #THIS IS THE LAST SENIOR PHOTO WITH HER IN IT SOBBING #queue: omg bai
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Don’t even front mom, you know the world looks better in black and white (since that’s what I see and everything associated with me is perfection except for you)

#In my headcanon she wants to kill me like stewie wants to kill louis #peke #dog #puppy #pekingese #queue: omg bai
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Don’t look at me like that mom, it makes me feel super awkward since I don’t really care for you tbh

#puppy #dog #peke #pekingese #she really is just lukewarm about me #queue: omg bai
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Don’t make me have to actually ask you for those treats mom, you can OBVIOUSLY SEE ME HERE

#SHE'S FUCKING CREEPY #puppy #dog #peke #pekingese
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Don’t let me fall off this fucking ledge mom, I’m serious I will take your ass with me

#more senior photos #yes she's in all of them #there are tons more after this too #so get used to my fucking face on your dash #all 10 of you #peke #pekingese #puppy #dog #queue: omg bai
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Don’t photobomb my shit mom

#photobomb #senior photos yeah #she's in like all of them basically #peke #pekingese #dog #puppy

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